Important note: All but one of the hits this page got last week were from search engines (if you search for "clitoris" on Infoseek, this page is number 18 out of 8,303). So, chances are this isn't the page you were looking for. In which case: good; I have nothing but contempt for you. Not only were you looking for porn on the net, and didn't realise this page was obviously not what you were looking for just by reading the summary, but you were too clueless to restrict your search to something more manageable. So, if you came from a search engine looking for porn, you can fuck off back to the search engine. (If you came from my site, of course, by all means carry on reading.)
In 1995, when Shaun started dating Nina (they since got engaged on Valentine's Day), the following exchange occurred (more or less):
Shaun: I'm a bit worried about Nina. She's Jewish.
Brian: Ah, so she'll be circumcised then.
Shaun: I suppose so.
Brian: That means she's got no clitoris.
Shaun: Er, I don't know, I hadn't thought of that.
Shaun spent a few days thinking about this, before confiding to us all: "I'm a bit worried about Nina having no clitoris." Mark and I promptly hit the floor laughing, with comments along the lines of "What fool told you that?"
Shaun has since seen the error of his ways.
Last updated 15th February 1998
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