Dear Bastard,
This is a brief note from the denizens of flat 12/1.
Why the buggerdy-fuck did you take my stuff out the fucking drier when there was a free drier (with the door open) you could have used?
Are you generally brain dead; fucked on drugs; or basically the most evil person since Stephen Johnson*?
Please desist from this antisocial behaviour, or we shall be forced to take action.
I hope you suffer a long succession of painful illness, especially those involving the rectum.
Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year
Flat 12/1
http://www.illuminated.co.uk/flat/
Last updated 11th December 1995
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