Shaun, as we know, has no taste. It therefore follows that any music he plays is hateful in the eyes of God, and should be shunned for evermore. Unfortunately, sometimes he plays other people's stuff. The consequences are horrifying.
Whenever you listen to something that Shaun has played, and liked, who immediately think: "This can't be good, Shaun likes this." An overpowering feeling of revulsion threatens to engulf you; you can no longer listen to the CD without thinking of Shaun.
Thankfully, Brian is the anti-Shaun: every time Brian has left some music playing, and Shaun wanders in, he turns it off. So, anytime a CD has been tainted by being played by Shaun, just ask Brian to play it and the taint will be banished forever.
Last updated 8th December 1995
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